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Welcome to Formulai, where science beats BS. As a member, you get 10% off everything in our shop. Want personalized recommendations? Take our quiz to unlock your formula.

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How We Personalize Your Plan

Built for you—not the algorithm. Our system uses your goals and lifestyle to deliver science-backed solutions that actually work.

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Find What Works For You

Browse collections built around your goals—fitness, recovery, beauty, tech, supplements, and more. Every product is vetted, every pick meets the bar, so you can shop with confidence.
  • Beauty & Skincare

    Beauty & Skincare

    Forget trends. This is beauty that works. Clinically-backed, results-focused skincare—no hype, no fluff, just powerful formulas at member-only prices.

    Beauty & Skincare

  • Clean Home

    We spend most of our lives indoors, but most homes are loaded with toxins, irritants, and invisible stressors. We curate science-backed tools at member-only pricing to help you detox your space, breathe easier, and upgrade the way you live.

    Clean Home

  • Emotional Wellbeing

    Forget quick fixes. This is support that actually works. Clinically backed, results-focused tools for stress, focus, and emotional balance. No fluff—just real relief at member-only prices.

    Emotional Wellbeing
  • Fitness & Recovery

    Fitness & Recovery

    Ditch the gimmicks. Fuel your grind and your recovery with tools that actually work. We cut the BS and hook members up with exclusive pricing on products built for real strength, speed, and staying power.

    Fitness & Recovery

  • Sleep & Relaxation

    No fluff. No fake calm. Just real solutions to help you wind down, recharge, and actually feel human again. Everything is science-backed, curated with intention, and priced for members only.

    Sleep & Relaxation

  • Supplements

    No gimmicks. No junk. Just science-backed formulas that actually do something. We don’t stock trends; we stock results at member-only pricing that makes sense.

    Supplements

  • Technology & Wearables

    Forget the gimmicks. This is tech that works. Performance-driven tools and wellness devices with no hype, no fluff, just smart solutions at member-only prices.

    Technology & Wearables
  • Test Kits

    Test Kits

    Forget guessing. These are tests that give you answers. Clinically backed, results-driven kits that show you what’s really going on—just clear data and real insights at member-only prices.

    Test Kits

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As a Formulai member, you now get 10% off all science-backed products. Want personalized recommendations? Take our quiz and unlock your custom health plan—built on data, not hype.
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