Our Mission

We built Formulai to fix what the wellness world keeps getting wrong. Too many products, too much noise, and zero accountability. We created a system that filters the fluff and delivers what actually works.

With expert-vetted picks, exclusive member savings, and personalized plans that evolve with you, Formulai helps you take control of your health with tools that earn their place.

Unf*ck My Wellness Why We’re Different

How Formulai Works

Step 1

Create Your Free Account

Unlock member pricing and explore the full catalog of science-backed products that meet our standards.

Step 2

Take Our Quiz

This is where it gets personal. Tell us about your goals, habits, and what hasn’t worked. The more detailed the better.

Step 3

AI-Powered Analysis

We use real science and real data to cut through the noise and find what actually works for you.

Step 4

Personalized Dashboard

Get your plan, product picks, and content—all built around your goals and updated as you go.

Built by Data, Not Hype

Every product we feature is handpicked for efficacy, ingredient integrity, and real-world results. No fluff, just what works.
Explore All Products
  • Echo Flask Hydrogen Water Bottle Echo Flask Hydrogen Water Bottle

    Echo Flask Hydrogen Water Bottle

    $299.99
    $299.99
  • GOT MOLD? Test Kit GOT MOLD? Test Kit

    GOT MOLD? Test Kit

    $199.00 - $299.00
    $199.00 - $299.00
  • Classic Shift Classic Shift

    Classic Shift

    $75.00 - $99.00
    $75.00 - $99.00
    $95.00 - $115.00
  • Formulai AI1 Formulai AI1

    Formulai AI1

    $125.00 - $270.00
    $125.00 - $270.00
    $199.00
  • Ground + Cleanse Bundle Ground + Cleanse Bundle

    Ground + Cleanse Bundle

    $89.00
    $89.00
    $106.00
  • Essential Magnesium Essential Magnesium

    Essential Magnesium

    $36.00
    $36.00

Break Free From the BS

The wellness industry thrives on noise. We don’t. Formulai gives you real solutions backed by science, built around you, and available at exclusive member pricing.
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